xxscrumxxx: I was lying on the couch watching tv and my mom comes and sits on me, she then plugs my nose with one hand and holds my mouth closed with the other, as a joke. I begin to struggle so she stops and says with a laugh,”wow what if I had killed you? Wouldn’t that suck?” YES MOM, that would suck.
xxscrumxxx: I really want someone to sit by me so we can watch “Stand By Me.” So far this movie is really good and I had no idea Will Weaton was in it! :0 Cory Feldman is so so so cute!! WELL, had I known you were doing that today, I would have gladly done so with you. SOOON.
griffshot: There is no faster way to my heart. Platonic or romantic interest, banter is key.
runawaytohogwarts: grantairesque: do you hear the people sing no because everyone fucking died
andrewgiraffields: Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
drowning-in—dreams: I THINK I DID ONE OF THE WORSE SCENES TODAY AT IMPROV. WAHT. I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. The best thing about improv? No one will ever have to see that exact same scene again. The worst thing about improv? No one will ever see that exact same scene again. Let it go, my child! :)
engelbertt-jamarcus: futuremrswaltz: alycia-bee: I wish I could illegally download clothes I wish I could illegally download a christoph ^^^^ yup just for the gif.
xxscrumxxx asked: But I'm the prize!!
I'm going to actually start working out...
…Beyond going up and down the staircase in my house to get to my computer.
Meryl Streep didn't even read the damn envelope.
DDL gets the Oscar because she said so.
everdeens: kneel before your holiness #the fact that this is a real photo
waltzwithmechristoph: remember that time about 30 seconds i legitimately teared up because a 56 year old austrian man i don’t actually know won an award yeah me too Here here.
galifianafuck: best thing about that award show quentin tarantino winning quentin tarantino’s speech quentin tarantino stopping the get off the stage music quentin tarantino saying peace out quentin tarantino tortellini
notkatniss: notkatniss: notkatniss:
madamoisellerougeetnoir: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING SINGING THE SONG OF HAPPY MEN IT IS THE MUSIC OF A FANDOM WHO JUST WON A SMALL GOLD MAN
apriki: ‘who has a message for the academy?!?’ screen fades to black, a giant shot of leonardo dicaprios head appears i have a message for the academy …And then the giant Leo face laughs maniacally as he burns down the Dolby theatre.
Cards Against Humanity is the greatest card game...