May 2013
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xxscrumxxx:
I was lying on the couch watching tv and my mom comes and sits on me, she then plugs my nose with one hand and holds my mouth closed with the other, as a joke. I begin to struggle so she stops and says with a laugh,”wow what if I had killed you? Wouldn’t that suck?”
YES MOM, that would suck.
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xxscrumxxx:
I really want someone to sit by me so we can watch “Stand By Me.”
So far this movie is really good and I had no idea Will Weaton was in it! :0 Cory Feldman is so so so cute!!
WELL, had I known you were doing that today, I would have gladly done so with you. SOOON.
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March 2013
12 posts
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Quality banter
griffshot:
There is no faster way to my heart.
Platonic or romantic interest, banter is key.
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runawaytohogwarts:
grantairesque:
do you hear the people sing no because everyone fucking died
andrewgiraffields:
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
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drowning-in—dreams:
I THINK I DID ONE OF THE WORSE SCENES TODAY AT IMPROV. WAHT. I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
The best thing about improv? No one will ever have to see that exact same scene again. The worst thing about improv? No one will ever see that exact same scene again. Let it go, my child! :)
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engelbertt-jamarcus:
futuremrswaltz:
alycia-bee:
I wish I could illegally download clothes
I wish I could illegally download a christoph
^^^^ yup
just for the gif.
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February 2013
36 posts
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xxscrumxxx asked: But I'm the prize!!
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I'm going to actually start working out...
…Beyond going up and down the staircase in my house to get to my computer.
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Meryl Streep didn't even read the damn envelope.
DDL gets the Oscar because she said so.
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everdeens:
kneel before your holiness
#the fact that this is a real photo
waltzwithmechristoph:
remember that time about 30 seconds i legitimately teared up because a 56 year old austrian man i don’t actually know won an award
yeah me too
Here here.
galifianafuck:
best thing about that award show
quentin tarantino winning
quentin tarantino’s speech
quentin tarantino stopping the get off the stage music
quentin tarantino saying peace out
quentin tarantino
tortellini
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notkatniss:
notkatniss:
notkatniss:
madamoisellerougeetnoir:
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING THE SONG OF HAPPY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF A FANDOM
WHO JUST WON A SMALL GOLD MAN
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apriki:
‘who has a message for the academy?!?’
screen fades to black, a giant shot of leonardo dicaprios head appears
i have a message for the academy
…And then the giant Leo face laughs maniacally as he burns down the Dolby theatre.
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Cards Against Humanity is the greatest card game...
