I was lying on the couch watching tv and my mom comes and sits on me, she then plugs my nose with one hand and holds my mouth closed with the other, as a joke. I begin to struggle so she stops and says with a laugh,”wow what if I had killed you? Wouldn’t that suck?”
YES MOM, that would suck.
I really want someone to sit by me so we can watch “Stand By Me.”
So far this movie is really good and I had no idea Will Weaton was in it! :0
Cory Feldman is so so so cute!!
WELL, had I known you were doing that today, I would have gladly done so with you. SOOON.
(Source: mysticforksparadise)
(via celebrities-gallery)
You’re still living life in the dark, it’s just who you are.
(Source: s-arcas-m)
Farewell Bill Hader - Thank you for eight seasons of homoeroticism, spot-on impressions, unique characters, dirty dancing, and hilarious breaking.
…When I first saw this, I thought he died for a second.
He won’t be in my life once a week anymore, so it kind of feels like the same thing.
(via xxscrumxxx)
“Awards are not something that I measure my work by. I’ve been so fortunate, and I’ve gotten to do such terrific things, that it seems petty to look back and say, ‘Oh, I should have gotten that prize.’ I’ve been so blessed, it’s hard to look back and think anything but that, so I have no disappointments.”
(Source: mr-tveit, via riddlemehiddle)
Quality banter
There is no faster way to my heart.
Platonic or romantic interest, banter is key.
(via christoph-and-his-waltz)
